703 definitions by Monkey's Dad
Evidently, the position many Republicans would take if hundreds of screaming people broke down the locked doors and windows of their home to gain entry, marauded through the house, kicked down bedroom doors looking for the children - cowering under their beds in fear of their lives and whom the uninvited guests were threatening to hang by the neck until dead - stole personal papers and computers, shot tear gas and bear repellent at family members, severely injured several and directly caused the deaths of several others.
"There is no need to investigate", many elected Republicans said of the January 6, 2021 storming of the Capitol by Trump partisans.
by Monkey's Dad July 27, 2021
To return to an appallingly bad movie, after you have done your time and pronounced yourself rehabilitated.
He had come out swearing, "Never again!", but here he was, in lockdown, serving a second stint with "Sharknado 3", an act of tragic revidivism.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
An organization of Americans opposed to wearing masks during the 1918 Flu Pandemic, which killed 50 million people.
"The 'Anti-Mask League' protest in San Francisco was an orderly protest compared to people fighting in Walmarts today," said Dr. Howard Markel, a medical historian and a physician who leads the Center for the History of Medicine at the University of Michigan. "Today, the anti-mask sentiment has a virulence and violence of its own that we didn't see back then."
by Monkey's Dad August 16, 2020
His endorphins surging, what he saw in the mirror after his daily devotion to the ellipticals, free weights, rowers and treadmills lulled him into a gymgnostic state of belief in his own divinity.
by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020
A tactic employed by Trump supporters driving large pickups flying Trump flags, before, during - and probably after - the 2020 presidential election. Blocking highways and bridges, trying to run a Biden campaign bus off the road in Texas, deliberately colliding with private cars, they earn Trump's explicit approval and perhaps exemplify his principles of law and order.
Taking up all lanes of the Interstate, scores of huge white pickups flying Trump 2020 flags made a juvenile show of force, in a primitive attempt at vehicular voter intimidation.
by Monkey's Dad November 2, 2020
Refusing to wear a mask, she had contracted Covid. Trapped in her ICU bed, sustained by the respirator, she seethed - Trump won, he was the messiah, the election had been stolen, rigged, whatever that meant, the democrats were Satan-worshipping pedophiles - her mind and her body victimized equally by parallel pandemics.
by Monkey's Dad February 3, 2021
Slipping in the polls, having run out of humans to mock and bully, needing somebody to put down, Trump took on the USPS, calling it "a joke". The world would quake before him, the Alpha Mail.
by Monkey's Dad April 27, 2020