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The full MTG

Delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden regularly do so.
Have you spoken to Lauren recently? She's gone the full MTG.
by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021
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The Bridge

An eloquent dream symbol, its crossing an achievement that long felt impossible. "Last night, I dreamed I walked across the bridge", she told him, "all by myself, all the way to the other side of the river."
"I dreamed I walked across the bridge."
by Monkey's Dad January 15, 2023
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Sifty

When fifty is the new sixty. When recently healthy and vital people, so exhausted and worn down from Covid, from politics, from the craziness of masks, vaccines, the Big Lie, feel they have lost not just a year but a decade.
Yesterday she was 49. Today was - big whoop - her birthday, and whatever the balloons spelled out, she was sure she must be turning Sifty.
by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2021
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ayyysymptomatic

No signs of disease. Possibly infectious. Ready to party!
They were young, ayyysymptomatic, and heading for the beach.
by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020
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Bronchiasaurus

The apparent weight on the lungs of a COVID-19 sufferer.
With no ventilator available, straining for breath, it felt as if he had a Bronchiasaurus on his chest.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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Virussian Roulette

Flirting with death by going shopping during coronaviral stay-at-home orders.
There was a strong chance of catching the virus, going out was playing Virussian Roulette, but she had stopped caring.
by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020
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Urban Legend

In the near future, a fantastical story told by parents to children of what the word 'city' meant.
They sat at six-foot intervals to hear their favorite Urban Legend. They knew it was not real, yet it entertained them to imagine people walking the streets, crowding together to eat and drink and listen to music, where 'school' was a building kids went to, together.
by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020
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