Monkey's Dad's definitions
To explain the synchronicity of vision, he simply offered, "Well, my dear, I really can see through your eyes". Slowly, she began to accept that it might be true, even though they had never met.
by Monkey's Dad June 16, 2022
Get the through your eyesmug. A variant of psychosis. An episode of psychic inflammation. A brief if intense appearance of being totally off-the-wall psychotic.
His face reddened, his eyes and neck tendons bulging, he screamed into her astonished face, "Don't call me psychotic! Because that makes me crazy. I'm just psychitic! It's psychitis! ... Oh yeah??!! Look it up in Urban Dictionary!
by Monkey's Dad September 23, 2022
Get the Psychitismug. A phrase with fresh meaning in 2020, when people all over the world are commanded by law to stay far away from each other, when the innocent presence of another human can cause your death.
The line is from Jean-Paul Sartre's 1944 play 'No Exit".
The line is from Jean-Paul Sartre's 1944 play 'No Exit".
Having been friendly and gregarious all his life, he was now forced to acknowledge that, in the present moment, hell is other people.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
Get the Hell is other peoplemug. Your partner in an isolationship. The lover you are prevented from being with, due to stay-at-home orders during the coronaviral lockdown
She longed for his embrace, but for now he was her significan't other, their desire for each other intensified because of enforced solitude.
by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020
Get the significan't othermug. Ms. Frazier is the courageous young woman whose video of the George Floyd killing in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020, became a crucial artifact of American history.
Only 17 at the time, Darnella Frazier is to the Floyd killing what Abraham Zapruder was to the assassination of John F. Kennedy, an accidental bystander with a camera, a vital witness to a pivotal moment. Ms. Frazier's video of the arrest, which recorded Floyd's plea - I can't breathe - as police officer Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck for more than 9 minutes, sparked protests across the country. A witness at Chauvin's murder trial, Ms. Frazier expressed regret for not physically confronting Mr. Chauvin. “It’s been nights I stayed up apologizing and apologizing to George Floyd for not doing more and not physically interacting and not saving his life,” Ms. Frazier said.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2021
Get the Darnella Fraziermug. A long-time tactic employed in police interrogation, to force a suspect to drop his guard and open up. Now, a duality threatening the fabric of American social justice.
Standing in a line of peaceful protestors seeking acknowledgment of racial injustice, unsure as to whether the well-armed men before him would protect him or attack him, he saw clearly - the good cop bad cop routine had taken to the streets.
by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2020
Get the good cop bad copmug. In a defiant act of masturetribution she gave herself a dozen orgasms, listening to him sleep, feeling it served him right for giving her the cold shoulder all week.
by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
Get the masturetributionmug.