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The feeling you get when you walk into a dark kitchen, then lift your foot to take another step, and have the sudden feeling that you're about to step on something sharp or potentially deadly or very painful.
I walked into the kitchen when I had a vouf. I ignored the vouf, and when I put my foot down, I stepped on a rather large knife.
by MomsFriendlyRobots September 30, 2011

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