2 definitions by Momma Pasta

Dirty Lisa

The most down to earth, spiritually connected, easygoing person on the planet. Until she’s had enough. Then she turns from ‘Lisa’ to ‘DIRTY LISA’ and people should run for their lives.

She went from ‘Lisa’ to ‘DIRTY LISA’ in the length of time it took to get her pistol

by Momma Pasta December 9, 2018

Firerrhea

The liquid that evacuates your bowels in a curious mix of ‘wet’ and ‘flaming’

When the Starbucks idiot gives you whole milk instead of almond milk and you’re lactose intolerant as fuck, it’s a one way ticket to firerrhea city

by Momma Pasta January 12, 2020