Definitions by Momma Pasta

hepatits

High Efficiency Particulate Air bosom.

Stymied by the lack of a particulate mask, the scientist turned to his co-workers hepatits

hepatits by Momma Pasta August 21, 2024

Firerrhea 

The liquid that evacuates your bowels in a curious mix of ‘wet’ and ‘flaming’

When the Starbucks idiot gives you whole milk instead of almond milk and you’re lactose intolerant as fuck, it’s a one way ticket to firerrhea city

Firerrhea by Momma Pasta January 11, 2020

Dirty Lisa 

The most down to earth, spiritually connected, easygoing person on the planet. Until she’s had enough. Then she turns from ‘Lisa’ to ‘DIRTY LISA’ and people should run for their lives.

She went from ‘Lisa’ to ‘DIRTY LISA’ in the length of time it took to get her pistol

Dirty Lisa by Momma Pasta December 8, 2018