Mohit Hira's definitions

Prooflistener

A person who corrects the grammar of others while speaking when he overhears errors in a conversation. The aural equivalent of a proofreader.

The gent at the next table said "excitation" and our buddy prooflistener interrupted him to correct it to "excitement".

by Mohit Hira October 11, 2012

Viagraphy

The flirtatious exploits of a modern-day Casanova captured in a biographical genre.

Given his prowess at seducing ladies and his many nocturnal escapades, the viagraphy of Jack looked like it would be a bestseller.

by Mohit Hira March 1, 2011

Youthquake

A peaceful, digital-driven revolution by the youth of a country in protest against dictators who suppress democracy.

Encouraged by Tweets, thousands of college students joined the youthquake in Egypt.

by Mohit Hira March 24, 2011

Remoteitis

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.

Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.

by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011

Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.

Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.

by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011