Mohit Hira's definitions

Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.

Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.

by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011

Decadence

Combination of 'decade' and 'hence' - the act of looking back at life 10 years hence and wondering why you did all the depraved things that seemed perfectly normal then.

Older and more mature now, we sat around the bonfire and laughed our heads off as we dived nostalgically into the decadence of 1999.

by Mohit Hira February 13, 2009

Scampaign

A scam advertising campaign created by an agency only to win awards for non-existent brands.

Every year, one agency walks away with several awards for scampaigns that appeared in obscure publications for unheard-of brands.

by Mohit Hira March 18, 2009

Weakday

A weekday that results in very poor business for cinema halls, pubs etc who then end up waiting for more customers on weekends.

Last Wednesday was a weakday because there were only seven people in the movie hall watching the latest Potter film.

by Mohit Hira November 27, 2010

OUTRAIG

Public anger directed at corporations like AIG which blow up taxpayers' funds for self-gain.

When the Board announced handsome bonuses that could be paid to themselves because of the generous funds they had received as part of the bailout package, there was outraig amongst the shareholders.

by Mohit Hira March 21, 2009