2 definitions by Moby

Semi

Halfway between Hard and floppy, often what men with small penises get when they shower with other men to cover up the fact that its tiny

Bloke 1: Man that dudes got a big slong!
Bloke2:Nah its probably just a semi!

by Moby January 27, 2004

A mythical circular object that one intends to aquire in the future. This never eventuates.

I'll fix the dripping tap when I get a round tuit (around to it).

by Moby April 14, 2005