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2 definitions by Mo'$ the 2nd

 
1.
The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).
"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."
by Mo'$ the 2nd May 30, 2005
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2.
The extremely unfortunate sound that your schlong is capable of making when getting busy with a lady and the connecting string from bell end to shaft snaps from excess stress on said joining tissue.
"oh....I think I'm gonna...." twannnnnnnnng, "aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
by Mo'$ the 2nd May 24, 2005
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