1 definition by Mo Higgins
To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.
The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.
by Mo Higgins May 24, 2007