Mitchell man's definitions

anus strange-hold

When you really have to shit and you sit on the toilet for an hour grunting and pushing but can't shit. Finally you squeeze out a small rock turd and thats all you do.

anus strange-hold
Aaron: Sorry to keep you waiting. I have had a major anus strangle-hold today.

by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008

C.T.A.F.

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.

C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.

by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008

fish'n shits

When you spend the day shitting on the edge of the boat because you drank too much beer the night before.

fish'n shits
Jared: Wow!!! that's my 10th keeper bass today. Tim, how many have you caught?
Tim: I caught me a bad case of fish'n shits. I can't even get to my pole. Hey!! hand me a cigarette!

by Mitchell Man July 2, 2008

Jared Poop

When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.

The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.

by Mitchell man February 28, 2008

Xbox zombie

xbox zombie is the state-of-mind that you are in when your Xbox 360 is broken. You don't show any emotion, just playing Xbox 360 in your head.

Aaron: Jared are you Ok? You look like you are missing your best friend.

Jared: No man, my Xbox 360 just crashed it will be 2 months before it is returned.

Aaron:Get a life dude!! Don't act like an Xbox Zombie. There is more to life than staying up all night playing war with your buddies.

by Mitchell Man February 19, 2009

shirtain

Shirtain is when your wife hangs up all the wet shirts from the washer to air dry on a overhead door ledge.

Dammit !!! Every time i walk through the shirtain half of the shirts fall off and i need to pick them up. I wish she would just get a clothes line outside.

by Mitchell man August 6, 2012

balls to drop

balls to drop is a term for lack of courage. A reward for an act of courage your "balls could drop". Turning you from a boy to a man.

Steve: I am not going to jump off the diving board. I don't even know how to swim.

Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.

Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.

Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.

by Mitchell man September 3, 2010