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pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.
Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"
Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
by Mitchell man November 4, 2009
Get the pitch-in pride perkermug. balls to drop is a term for lack of courage. A reward for an act of courage your "balls could drop". Turning you from a boy to a man.
Steve: I am not going to jump off the diving board. I don't even know how to swim.
Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.
Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.
Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.
Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.
Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.
Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.
by Mitchell man September 3, 2010
Get the balls to dropmug. by Mitchell man February 28, 2008
Get the Jared Poopmug. C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.
C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.
by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008
Get the C.T.A.F. mug. That Andy sure can't have a normal conversation. I think he suffers from comedication. He always has to throw in a stupid joke just to answer a simple question.
Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?
A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.
Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?
A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.
by Mitchell man September 23, 2009
Get the comedicationmug. eSlap is an online bitch slap. Normally from someone correcting an email you sent out and sending it to everyone in their address book to make you look bad.
Tim: Hey everyone don't go to XYZ restaurant because I heard they are stealing credit card information.
Jim: Dear Everyone,I saw this on SNOPES and this isn't true. Tim,you need to get your facts straight before sending us emails.
Tim: Damn, I feel like I just got eSlapped. I was just trying to do everyone a favor.
Jim: Dear Everyone,I saw this on SNOPES and this isn't true. Tim,you need to get your facts straight before sending us emails.
Tim: Damn, I feel like I just got eSlapped. I was just trying to do everyone a favor.
by Mitchell Man February 6, 2009
Get the eSlapmug. Shirtain is when your wife hangs up all the wet shirts from the washer to air dry on a overhead door ledge.
Dammit !!! Every time i walk through the shirtain half of the shirts fall off and i need to pick them up. I wish she would just get a clothes line outside.
by Mitchell man August 6, 2012
Get the shirtainmug.