4 definitions by Misteroz

"She forgot to take her pill last night so I had to cum over her biff"
by Misteroz June 26, 2007
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The action of clearing of an obstacle between two people in order to indicate a willingness for increased physical proximity.

Origin: When on a romantic picnic, items of food will commonly separate people when lying on a blanket; Shifting these objects will allow the two parties to get nearer.
"So how did your date go?"
"It was great - but he didn't kiss me"
"Did you move the strawberries?"
"Of course! Frigid bastard"
by Misteroz October 29, 2007
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"Check out the booty on that girl"
"Christ Jim, she's like 14. Total noncebait"
by Misteroz May 31, 2007
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The act of complimenting - or complaining - about someone in the locale by calling a friend and voicing your opinion loudly.
<On phone> Yeah, there's a girl on the train with cracking tits, but the twat she's sitting with is playing some R&B crap out his mobile. Glad I can cain him by phone proxy; the fuckjaw can't hear me.
by Misteroz October 16, 2007
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