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The act of fucking a girl doggy style while eating a steak dinner off her back.
I burnt my girl's back during an Alabama Porterhouse.
by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014
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An elaborate act of sexual intimacy involving the woman traveling to the grocery store and purchasing the largest filet mignon. The filet is then brought home, sautéed in wine: cooked rare so the center is warm but not hot. A pocket is then cut into the filet; large enough to accommodate the male partner's penis. The woman then uses the filet to masturbate their male partner until he ejaculates inside of it.

The woman then enjoys the filet for dinner with a glass of merlot.
A woman of class deserves a nice dinner, so I treated her to a nice creamy tenderloin.
by MisterThief117 May 4, 2014
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Come-try-ah
A positive exclamation usually used when something good happens.
Exact translation unavailable.
Harlan: Visitors after all these years, Comtrya!
by MisterThief117 May 26, 2005
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