7 definitions by Missleashy

Ex-induced schizophrenic

An unrecognised mental health disorder that occurs when you have been exposed to a narcissistic gaslighter who has a tendency to ghost you as a hobby.

It's ok they pin pointed the cause of my problem! I'm ex-induced schizophrenic. I finally get to hang my certificate on the wall.

Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

Ex-induced schizophrenia

A newly discovered way of developing schizophrenia.

The doctor diagnosed me, she say I'm suffering from Ex-induced schizophrenia.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

Shit cunt

A shit cunt is someone who is no longer your mate because they fuck your ex and try play happy family with your kids.

Watch her she's a shit cunt! She'll fuck your ex quicker than her marriage!

by Missleashy September 18, 2019

Huggle Fart

The release of gas from one's backside when a person is squeezed too hard in a huggle.

It was so funny, my granny did a huggle fart when she arrived last night. She cleared the restaurant out.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

Double huggle

A double huggle is when you give two people a huggle and you try kissing both their necks as fast as possible to make them giggle.

When you give your two kids a double huggle so they don't get jealous and they giggle like little school girls from the kisses.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

Dog cunt

A dog cunt is what you call your ex when they hookup with someone who was your friend and wants to play happy family with your kids.

Yeah they're dog cunts, no RESPECT for the bro code!

by Missleashy September 18, 2019

Huggle

The combination of a hug and a cuddle wth kisses to the neck to get a giggle out of the recipient.

A huggle is a fun embrace that will make the recipient giggle out loud.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019