MissionDoll's definitions

fruit bowl

Affectionate term for a woman's breasts, derived from the many fruit-related terms for the same body parts. See apples and melons.

It doesn't matter what size your fruit bowl is, as long as it jiggles a little bit.

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

Bring out your dead

An exclamation used during the time of the Black Plague in order to let people know that the cart for dead bodies was passing by. Anyone who had a friend or housemate that had recently died of the plague would literally "bring out their dead" and throw the person on top of the pile.

The grisly call of "Bring out your dead!" was one of the defining moments of 14th-century Europe.

by MissionDoll November 12, 2004

walking on air

1. Happily drunk.

2. So happy as to be almost delirious; in a pleasant daze.

1. While Sarah was walking on air, she sang a completely stupid song.

2. When I found out my parents were getting me a kitten for Christmas, I was walking on air for the rest of the day.

by MissionDoll November 23, 2004

apples

Slang term for breasts.

Hey sexy, nice apples!

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

the girls

Affectionate term for a woman's breasts.

The girls may only be 34B's, but I like them just as they are.

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

breasts

Fatty deposits on a woman's chest. They contain mammary glands which produce milk to feed babies, and have also evolved into a beauty/status symbol. Come in various sizes ranging from AAA (practically nonexistent) up to DDD and even higher. Generally, the bigger they are compared to the rest of a woman's body, the more attractive they are considered to be, although occasionally one will run across the rare man who prefers the little ones. The downside of having bigger ones is that they tend to sag after a woman reaches 30.

In today's breast-obsessed society, your breasts have to be at least a D-cup to be considered attractive.

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004