2 definitions by Mishtah Shmee

Dad Jokes

Jokes that are so cringe that you laugh-

Dad Jokes:

Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...

by Mishtah Shmee November 3, 2022

Why Are You Searching This Up?

Yeah, why ARE you searching this up, HUH?

OH, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHUH

You just angered your English teacher! You made a GRAMMER MISTAKE!

*Insert Grammarly ad*

Anyhow, when you searched up 'Why Are You Searching This Up?' you are basically asking the person who is searching this up, why they searched it up, you know? BUT the thing is, you are the one who searched it up. So, you're talking to yourself... shouldn't you search up 'Why Am I Searching This Up?'
Because it makes no sense... Like... Why are YOU searching this up?

Lemme tell you somethin sistah

You are searching this up because you want to know what will happen if you do. Let me tell you something. Your parents will get mad that you are spending your time on this poop instead of doing HW.

Or...

Your just bored and in need of something to do?

IDK...

But-

Answer.
Me.

Why are you searching this up? Huh?

Now I'm confused... dang

"Why Are You Searching This Up?"
"Because I like making my English teacher mad."
*Angry English teacher noises

by Mishtah Shmee October 17, 2022