8 definitions by Minuccp
When your wiping yourself and your thumb accidentally breaks through the toilet paper and gets "dirty".
Dude! I dropped the kids off at the pool last night and got covered in thumb butter when I was wiping with that cheap paper my wife buys!
Awww man that is the worse!
Awww man that is the worse!
by Minuccp May 1, 2009
Dude your not going to believe the Dark Matterhorn I laid last night!
What? Niiice! You dog! Who was it some european chick you picked up?
No you dolt!! It was a huge horn like turd I laid in the poop pot!
What? No way?! Dude, next time take a picture!!
What? Niiice! You dog! Who was it some european chick you picked up?
No you dolt!! It was a huge horn like turd I laid in the poop pot!
What? No way?! Dude, next time take a picture!!
by Minuccp June 29, 2011
When you take a giant dump and it's so big that the log sticks up out of the water like a chocolate periscope.
Dude come here I wanna show you my chocolate periscope!
What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!
No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...
Duuuude that's awesome!!
What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!
No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...
Duuuude that's awesome!!
by Minuccp January 30, 2011
Abnormally large breasts
by Minuccp May 20, 2008
When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!
You what?!?
Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!
Dude your a Goddamn genius!
Thanks :)
You what?!?
Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!
Dude your a Goddamn genius!
Thanks :)
by Minuccp January 8, 2010
Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.
Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!
by Minuccp June 7, 2012