4 definitions by Minty burns
A play on the cunt. Australians pronounce it cant.
The Ozziecant is a cocktail consisting of 1 part Bundaberg Rum, 1 part Northern Territory Tequila and 1 squirt of aboriginal vaginal discharge.
The Ozziecant is a cocktail consisting of 1 part Bundaberg Rum, 1 part Northern Territory Tequila and 1 squirt of aboriginal vaginal discharge.
Absolutely shitfaced last night. I was out with the cunts from work and lashed down about 20 Ozziecants.
by Minty burns February 14, 2015
John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’.
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?
by Minty burns November 5, 2019
John - you out with thatIndian bird last night, chief?
Saket - yep
John - you get to taste the vindaloo flaps?
Saket - you know it, buddy. Went down a treat.
Saket - yep
John - you get to taste the vindaloo flaps?
Saket - you know it, buddy. Went down a treat.
by Minty burns February 28, 2015
Rumped, rump or rumping is a term used to describe human faeces which is very dark and very runny.
The darkness of the faeces is caused by a combination of extraordinary consumption of dark rum and not eating any food.
The darkness of the faeces is caused by a combination of extraordinary consumption of dark rum and not eating any food.
I woke up after a heavy session and realised I had rumped the bed again. My wife went mental as it takes hours to get that shit out.
by Minty burns February 14, 2015