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Eugene

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so beautiful that you will temporarily go blind and then go into a coma for 3 business days. She has the coolest jewelry and super gorgeous eyes. AND THE MOST PERFECT BANGS EVER LIKE WHAT?!! She will always be there for you and will find your address and hunt you down if she needs to- don’t get on her bad side.

Child: I think there’s a monster in my closet!
Parents: don’t worry, it’s just Eugene

by MintIceCream?!!!! November 8, 2023