3 definitions by MinivanMafiaMan
After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.
by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020
John was flying through traffic, trying to find the nearest gas station, because the Dasani in his trousers wasn't going to hold much longer
by MinivanMafiaMan January 24, 2021
When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.
Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie
by MinivanMafiaMan January 18, 2022