Definitions by MinivanMafiaMan

Cream and cookies 

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

Cream and cookies by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

Easy Eddie

When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.

Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie

Easy Eddie by MinivanMafiaMan January 17, 2022

Dasani 

The act of having an erection while urging to urinate

John was flying through traffic, trying to find the nearest gas station, because the Dasani in his trousers wasn't going to hold much longer

Dasani by MinivanMafiaMan January 23, 2021

Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

Leaky Cucumber by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020