Definitions by MiniPizzaHitman

petroleum jelly 

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

petroleum jelly by MiniPizzaHitman October 18, 2012