7 definitions by Minecraft Master
Extremely tanned illiterate Chinese kid that dresses like an F-Boy and thinks soccer is an attractive sport while spraying himself with women repellent aka axe spray. The only thing he has going for him in his life is playing League of Legends or maybe not.
Person 1: "I wonder what Kevin Liu is up to?"
Person 2: "Nothing productive probably, he might be simping for someone but let's be honest, that person is most likely a character in League of Legends."
Person 2: "Nothing productive probably, he might be simping for someone but let's be honest, that person is most likely a character in League of Legends."
by Minecraft Master November 5, 2020
The most handsome Korean man in the whole wide world. BTS or whatever K-Pop group out there has nothing on this man. Definitely simp worthy and he has a dark sense of humor. However, at times he may sound like he has blubber lodged in this throat.
Person 1: "Have you seen Jungkook? He is so sexy I want him so bad!"
Person 2: "You clearly haven't seen Hyunkyu Cho yet."
Person 2: "You clearly haven't seen Hyunkyu Cho yet."
by Minecraft Master November 6, 2020
If you have ever seen depictions of hell in the bible, this will make it seem like a land of rainbows and sunshine.
English Class makes me want to remove my reproductive abilities so that my children won't know what suffering truly means.
by Minecraft Master November 6, 2020
Person 1: "Have you seen Preita?"
Person 2: "No she's out of my range of sight I better not step on her"
Person 2: "No she's out of my range of sight I better not step on her"
by Minecraft Master November 5, 2020
The juiciest man to ever roll on this Earth. If you lie him down he can be used as a trampoline. If you have a fetish for Korean people you're in luck; you can use him as your personal body pillow cause boy is he soft! Guess you can call him your comfort man.
Person 1: "3 more days until our food supply runs out. Our village of 30 will surely starve!"
Person 2: "Don't worry! We still have Yoon Sang You to harvest! His blubber shall bring an end to our malnourishment."
Person 2: "Don't worry! We still have Yoon Sang You to harvest! His blubber shall bring an end to our malnourishment."
by Minecraft Master November 6, 2020
International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
by Minecraft Master November 5, 2019
A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!
by Minecraft Master May 7, 2018