Contrary to popular belief this is not a baby of a gay couple. It is the disease resulting from being bitten by a homosexual dog (often a Chihuahua). The infected are overwhelmed with a desire to suck cock, irrational fear of water, and a taste for Beggin' Strips.
"Dave was a lot cooler before the Gaybies"
Women are impervious to Gaybies due to their inherent desires to suck cock and irrational fears