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A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.
Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
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An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.
Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
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An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.
Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
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