Milt Alwin's definitions

the shits

The good human attributes that contribute to success.

With his overall excellent physical and mental facilities, health and financial savvy, he has the shits to acquire and maintain his independent, mortgage-free, rent-free, leisurely and sporting life, even with a wife and several children. I'm not so endowed.

by Milt Alwin December 18, 2008

brainer

Not a no-brainer.

His video timer is such a brainer that he is leaving it flashing at 12:00 AM.

by Milt Alwin March 19, 2009

indoor bullstuff

1. Movie deemed too highfalutin, sophisticated or stuffy to be the right fit in drive-in theaters.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.

I have to flick my indoor bullstuff illegally in the doorway before I can take my smoke outside.

by Milt Alwin April 23, 2009

China fast

Deemed fast compared to China's famously higher internet speed.

Kudos to this company's China fast turnaround in my order!

by Milt Alwin May 23, 2013

Columbus and Washington

History

Analog TV is Columbus and Washington. Digital is now the way to go.

by Milt Alwin June 30, 2009

lousy

A small amount that's made much of.

Come on, man, just a lousy 2 dollars is all I ask!

by Milt Alwin June 22, 2010

stereoist

Music collector determined to keep his playlist all true stereo, as much as available, not letting that 1 or 2 songs go as mono or "underwater" stereo when they are indeed available in true stereo.

As a stereoist, I go to great lengths to keep my playlist all true stereo, even if I have to search for & buy extra music & cover accordingly what it takes to keep it pure.

by Milt Alwin March 13, 2010