2 definitions by Milopie Sneezypee
The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.
I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.
by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016
The awkward dance a couple does after sex when the toilet roll is just out of reach. Butt cheeks/thighs and miscellaneous tangled body parts must coordinate to prevent a cuddle puddle from forming while flailing for the TP.
My girlfriend and I performed the semen samba after realizing that the tissues were on the other side of the bed.
by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016