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A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!
by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021
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A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. You consume the cheese in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull on him. It saved our marriage!
by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021
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A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of delicious cheeses, meats, and olives are arranged along your partner. You consume the cheese while binge watching your favorite trash TV series. It's only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull. It saved our marriage!
by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021
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You're doing a girl doggy style and you yell out when you're about to nut "Robots! Roll out!" Then the girl rolls over while making the "ch ch ch ch" transforming noise, shoves it in her mouth and you tell her "quick take the energon before Megatron sees us!" Then you cum in her mouth. She then holds your man gravy in her mouth, spits it in yours, lays back with her titties squished together and exclaims "The AllSpark, Bumblebee! Hurry! Put it in my chest!" And you spit spray it all over her titties
You don't know love until you give her an Optimus Primer.
by MilfywayGalaxy July 23, 2020
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