POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.
James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.
by Mikool77 July 13, 2023
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AUSSIE PATTY

TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.
AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.

(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
by Mikool77 July 05, 2023
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Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom
So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.
by Mikool77 January 17, 2025
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