13 definitions by Mikkebak
A special type of the (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) also known as the modern human, this specimen has a limited vocabulary, only being capable of speaking words like "refund, manager, and free", while being able to parrot some other words. They are an extremely demanding specimen who are ill mannered, short tempered and are best kept at a safe distance, and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them in the wild should make sure to keep a good distance from them if possible. Should you be unlucky enough to encounter one while possessing a job in the service industry, the best way to deal with them is to follow your training, remaining calm at all times and if the situation doesn’t sort itself, get backup from a manager.
*Karen at the clothes store*
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
by Mikkebak July 24, 2021
Can have two different meanings, used in a negative or positive way. Negatively it can be used to insult or demean others for acting without respect for other people. In a positive way it could be used as a nickname for your romantic partner or close friend (the latter option is usually used if the friend is of the opposite sex, however it can be used for lgbtq too)
Person A: Dude, I went past the girls locker room earlier and the door was open just a bit so I took a peep at them and they were all undressing. It was so hot, i'm never forgetting that.
Person B: You pervert, this is why you're stuck without a girlfriend because you can't get your act together.
Person B: You pervert, this is why you're stuck without a girlfriend because you can't get your act together.
by Mikkebak January 14, 2021
From the 2015 movie Pixels. Something Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) said as a joke to Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) in response to a picture book made by Ludlow which he showed to Sam.
You should sell it at Barnes and Unstable.
by Mikkebak October 1, 2022
H means ecchi in Japanese, which is why you almost never see anything labeled with ecchi unless it’s western, because the Japanese use H instead of writing ecchi.
by Mikkebak September 10, 2021
Used by hotheads on Twitter who like telling anyone they don’t like or disagree with to commit suicide, but doesn’t want to get their account banned for encouraging suicide. In short, a pussy who can’t stand for their actions.
VTuber on Twitter: *posts picture of their short model*
Hothead: Omg this is pedobait, stop posting this.
VTuber fan: This is literally just their character, it’s fully clothed, not showing off too much skin, it’s completely normal.
Hothead: Kay Why Ess pedo.
VTuber fan: So you wanna tell me to commit suicide, but you don’t want to risk your account doing it? You’re a coward, a real person would either not say something, or stand proudly by it.
Hothead: Omg this is pedobait, stop posting this.
VTuber fan: This is literally just their character, it’s fully clothed, not showing off too much skin, it’s completely normal.
Hothead: Kay Why Ess pedo.
VTuber fan: So you wanna tell me to commit suicide, but you don’t want to risk your account doing it? You’re a coward, a real person would either not say something, or stand proudly by it.
by Mikkebak June 16, 2022
Ensconced means that something has been surrounded by something else. Like a lightbulb being surrounded by a lampshade. The lightbulb has been ensconced in the lampshade.
Person’s friend: Man, that light is so annoying, have you thought about getting it ensconced?
Person: Dafaq is that supposed to mean?
Person’s friend: you know, surrounding it with something to direct the light so it doesn’t annoy me by getting in my eyes. Like a lampshade for example…
Person: Oh… that makes more sense, yeah the old lampshade broke, and I just haven’t gotten around to getting a new one I guess.
Person’s friend: Well we have time now, let’s go out and get a new one.
Person: Dafaq is that supposed to mean?
Person’s friend: you know, surrounding it with something to direct the light so it doesn’t annoy me by getting in my eyes. Like a lampshade for example…
Person: Oh… that makes more sense, yeah the old lampshade broke, and I just haven’t gotten around to getting a new one I guess.
Person’s friend: Well we have time now, let’s go out and get a new one.
by Mikkebak January 18, 2023