3 definitions by Mikkaboss
Jackson, the king simp, the simp of simps and not just towards girls, he also specialises in men, attack helicopters and trans so don't worry. No one is left out, and no one is safe.
Jackson: "Hey Bro I ain't from Alabama but you lookin sexy af, and you know what I say... I like my children like I like my subs, 6 and 12."
The random guy he just hit on: "Wtf"
The random guy he just hit on: "Wtf"
by Mikkaboss August 7, 2020
Kristina is the girl once you meet, you'll never forget, and for a good reason. She's a little blonde; has baby blue eye's, and holds a personality that's not a brick wall. Every time your with her, you'll never be discouraged; such an inviting soul. It's impossible to sum up Kristina in one word; she's so many things at once. She's kind, responsible, inspiring, selfless, talented, idol, nimble and overall just a very admirable person. Kristina's a different type of girl, a different type of woman. And man, if you ever come across a Kristina... And write this down... Do not fuck up.
All though she has a great sense of humour, all though she's a trustworthy person... (Not to mention the height *cough cough*),
You will never want Kristina as an enemy.
All though she has a great sense of humour, all though she's a trustworthy person... (Not to mention the height *cough cough*),
You will never want Kristina as an enemy.
Aimsy: "Man, Kristina is such a bitch." (Emphasise "Bitch.")
Colton: "Ha, you can't help but love her though."
Aimsy: "Na I ain't a simp." (Emphasise "Simp.")
Colton: "Sure sure, you do you."
Colton: "Ha, you can't help but love her though."
Aimsy: "Na I ain't a simp." (Emphasise "Simp.")
Colton: "Sure sure, you do you."
by Mikkaboss July 8, 2021
Kaylee's a very special person. She's that one girl you just can't get enough of, and as a teachers daughter, this should come as no surprise. She's beyond kind, remarkably smart, has an odd yet lovable personality, incredibly talented, legends say she's all-knowing... She cares too much for the right reasons and can understand peoples feelings with ease; Leaving her looks to merely a bonus. There's absolutely nothing to hide with Kaylee. You need to talk your life out to someone; bam, guess what, you have a Kaylee. All though reasonably young, this girl manages to bring out the best in everyone. She's like a laughter magnet; you can never have a bad time with Kaylee; It's impossible, don't even try.
It's honestly hard to find something that Kaylee struggles at... She's too well rounded; that's not even counting the countless achievements. But overall, Kaylee's just a different girl; sometimes, she's the person you idolize, your relationship advice dealer. And at other times, you're left there thinking, "man, Kaylee might aswell be the best thing to ever happen to me." Thank you Kaylee; memories and all.
It's honestly hard to find something that Kaylee struggles at... She's too well rounded; that's not even counting the countless achievements. But overall, Kaylee's just a different girl; sometimes, she's the person you idolize, your relationship advice dealer. And at other times, you're left there thinking, "man, Kaylee might aswell be the best thing to ever happen to me." Thank you Kaylee; memories and all.
Subconscious: Wow, how lucky are you to have a Kaylee.
Me: I can't comprehend that, let alone imagine it. Really Fucking lucky.
Subconscious: That's more like it; let's just go with that.
Me: *Starts smiling.*
Me: I can't comprehend that, let alone imagine it. Really Fucking lucky.
Subconscious: That's more like it; let's just go with that.
Me: *Starts smiling.*
by Mikkaboss July 5, 2021