3 definitions by Mikey Spikey
A substitute for sexual intercourse, but better than old school masturbating. When you swing your gigantic penis at illegal orgasmic speeds, entering orgasm as your penise's momentum causes you to enter full orgasm. Does not require the use of hands, so you can do it while eating and listening to your favourite song. Best do it outside where cleaning is not necessary.
Timmy: "Hey did you just Masturbate?"
Peter:" Nah bro, that's doing it old school."
Timmy: "??"
Peter: " Look, you just swing your dick until it reaches centrifuckle force!"
Timmy: "That sounds messy"
Peter; " No, it actually keeps your hands clean."
Peter:" Nah bro, that's doing it old school."
Timmy: "??"
Peter: " Look, you just swing your dick until it reaches centrifuckle force!"
Timmy: "That sounds messy"
Peter; " No, it actually keeps your hands clean."
by Mikey Spikey October 26, 2017
When you watch too many game of thrones episodes and witness a heap of badass Jon snow scenes and you get really excited.....suddenly out of the blue Jon snow says "and now my watch has ended". You lose all control of you body and suddenly you've unloaded all in your pants.
"Terry I just heard the weirdest groaning noise coming from your bedroom, what were you doing?" Oh don't worry! I just watched too much game of thrones and was overwhelmed by a jonsnowgasm"
by Mikey Spikey October 26, 2017
When you give your best friends Mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an orgasm.
by Mikey Spikey October 18, 2017