6 definitions by Mike_Oxlong101

Dan is easily one of the weirdest kids you'll ever get to meet. Dan Phan is usually short, has a round face, a squashed nose and straight hair. He is the type of kid who throws toilet paper bombs over the bathroom stall and would fake a wedding in year 6.
He's also a good friend.
Dan:* Screams at the top of his lungs when he climbs onto the school roof*
Ben: Bruh wtf r u doin, Dan Phan???
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 4, 2020
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Tim is easily one of the weirdest kids you've ever met. Tim is a hardcore gamer and a good friend (kind of). Tim is the type of kid who can clap with one hand and clurts out weird words without thinking. Tim is the creator of the timmy turner tickle touch and the timmy turner tickle time on tuesdays at 10am.
Tim- *Accidentallly rides bike into the river*
Tim- Oh no! Daddy Mommy help me you killed me help my nuggets Mommy!
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 4, 2020
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the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!
Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 16, 2020
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Anti-Vaccers are the only decent people left in todays society! Don't belive the lies. Vaccines cause mental illnesses. The govornment just wants us all to die so it's easier for them to get re-elected and outnumber us
Leon: I'm anti-Vacc and im proud!
Owen: Why?
Leon: Cos the govornment is a dick!
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 16, 2020
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Timmy Turner Tickle Time is the name for tickle time on tuesdays at 10am where Timmy goes around tickling people
Henry: Oh No! It's Timmy Turner Tickle Time! Everyone run for their lives!
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 4, 2020
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apparently the virus which has been affecting the watch for the past year. Although, we all know that it is FAKE!!!! the government made it up as a punishment for me when i divorced my wife, Sharon.
I need to get the word out. i need to tell the truth...
Charlie: Covid 19 is a dick
Tom: BRUH!!! How dumb are you?!?! Covid 19 isn’t real! Get with the times!!!
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 12, 2020
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