1 definition by MikeTythson
A name most commonly used for religious people who wanted to name their child after someone who could give them information or guidance. If you are not religious, the name ELIJAH may resemble a word in Toronto Slang, “Eli”. If your name is Elijah it’s likely that you’ll grow up having to introduce yourself into a new neighborhood as a Convicted Rapist.
Example 1: I dreamt that I should name my son Elijah after the Prophet
Example 2: That guy is moving super Suspicious, his name might be Elijah
Example 3: Hi, my name is Elijah, I’m moving in next door and I’ll have to inform you that I AM a convicted rapist.
Example 2: That guy is moving super Suspicious, his name might be Elijah
Example 3: Hi, my name is Elijah, I’m moving in next door and I’ll have to inform you that I AM a convicted rapist.
by MikeTythson July 26, 2020