38 definitions by Mike109999
The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.
Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.
Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.
Rick: Ya, I could see that.
Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.
Rick: Ya, I could see that.
by Mike109999 March 14, 2022
When someone says something so dumb, the entire conversation is killed and you need to move on immediately.
It is the talking equivalent of aggressively holding down the off button on your computer to just shut it down, without regard for open documents or what you were doing.
It is the talking equivalent of aggressively holding down the off button on your computer to just shut it down, without regard for open documents or what you were doing.
by Mike109999 April 23, 2022
Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
by Mike109999 July 24, 2022
A group of 3 or more very white men over-laughing at each other's predictable and forced dad jokes. It is most typically seen in a Canadian setting, talking hockey while drinking beer.
D'Andre: Hey, did you hear the latest McCown podcast today, I am so pumped about the upcoming NHL Season.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
by Mike109999 October 1, 2021
When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 16, 2022
Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.
Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.
Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.
Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
by Mike109999 September 2, 2023
When something or someone is not *technically* Jewish, but might as well be due to LITERALLY everything about them, including looks and mannerisms.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Milo: Hey you want to do brunch this Saturday, I am macking hard on this new chick, Veronica, she will be there with friends.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
by Mike109999 January 27, 2022