Definitions by Mike Phillips

swamp donkey 

Swampdonkey = slang for a MOOSE (it's a New England, especially Maine thing)

That swampdonkey jumped right out in front of my rig when I was doing 90 MPH!

swamp donkey by Mike Phillips September 16, 2005

fangoriously 

To violently consume with the use or large teeth

Hillary was fangoriously consumed by the gelatinous monster.

fangoriously by Mike Phillips September 10, 2003