10 definitions by Mike P. Grant, esq.
The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.
by Mike P. Grant, esq. March 17, 2007
Man, did you see that bitch get slammed by that other bitch? She was totally huMilliVanilliated. Jesus Fucking Christ, I'm glad I'm not her. Thank you, Jesus, for sparing me such a fate. Amen.
by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 14, 2006
After signalling, being given room to change, and changing lanes, a driver should wave, indicating 'thanks' for the room given.
by Mike P. Grant, esq. February 7, 2007
A surreptitious inclusion of code words or phrases that will be heard by some of those listening, while not disturbing the other listeners, who may not appreciate the hidden message(s).
President George W. Bush is constantly littering his speeches with dog whistle comments meant for the religious right, so that he can tell them what they wants to hear, while not offending those who aren't evangelical or born again. (paraphrase of text by Ian Welsh, on his Agonist blog)
by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 5, 2006
1) Someone who behaves in a robotic manner due to the removal of their frontal lobe through a process known as a lobotomy. 2) A derogatory term used to describe a person behaving as if they have been lobotomized, though they still have their frontal lobe intact and fully functional.
1) Daughter of lobotomized man: "I was at the Center all day yesterday, navigating Dad through all of the lobots."
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2) Woman: "Man, I had a date with this total lobot last night. I spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room."
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2) Woman: "Man, I had a date with this total lobot last night. I spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room."
by Mike P. Grant, esq. August 4, 2007
The movie's syrupy score was so subbtle, you had no choice of how to watch it. It was a weepy melodrama. Period.
by Mike P. Grant, esq. March 17, 2007
A crap so bad it is said to stain the toilet bowl. This can be due to the size of the crap, or, alternatively, because of the painful feeling incurred before or during said crap, probably caused by the food ingested to create the aforementioned crap.
by Mike P. Grant, esq. May 10, 2007