Mike Oxlong's definitions

moteesah

Would you like more tea sir?

y'aunt moteesah?

by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003

hair pie

a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!

i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie

by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003

thumb suckerjeff morgan

jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!

yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!

by mike oxlong April 18, 2004

he hate me

former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name

He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.

by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003

captain morgan

A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!

I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.

by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004

noya

about to whup your ass....

It is 5 00 pm and it is time to go NOYA on the foosball table!

by Mike Oxlong June 10, 2006