Mike Oxlong's definitions

bump

BUMP to bring up somebody's post typically by posting the word "bump" on a message board
Can also stand for
Bring
Up
My
Post

bump!

by Mike Oxlong February 12, 2003

he hate me

former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name

He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.

by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003

Bukake

Massive male orgy with one female in the middle getting facialed

"She was very eager to join my Bukake"

by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

thumb suckerjeff morgan

jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!

yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!

by mike oxlong April 18, 2004

hair pie

a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!

i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie

by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003

noya

about to whup your ass....

It is 5 00 pm and it is time to go NOYA on the foosball table!

by Mike Oxlong June 10, 2006