Mike Oxlong's definitions

Bukake

Massive male orgy with one female in the middle getting facialed

"She was very eager to join my Bukake"

by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

X0r

A substitution for the suffix "-ck". eg, wordhax0r/word, wordfux0r/word, wordchix0r/word, wordsux0r/word.

When using the x0r construct, the "-er" suffix becomes superfluous. Hence, "wordhacker/word" does not become hax0rer; rather, the terminal -er is dropped.

d00d, if i was a better hax0r, that chix0r would sux0r my dix0r.

by Mike Oxlong June 16, 2003

pook guy

1. Chinese way to say "to trip"
2. Swear we use to degrade dumb shits like you and to release anger and stress in different languages

1 "I Pook Guyed on the road"
2 "You stupid mother fucking pook guy if i ever get my hands on you im gonna personally rip out your right eye and left testicle and replace them with the opposing organ."

by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

moteesah

Would you like more tea sir?

y'aunt moteesah?

by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003

noya

about to whup your ass....

It is 5 00 pm and it is time to go NOYA on the foosball table!

by Mike Oxlong June 10, 2006

captain morgan

A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!

I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.

by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004