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pook guy

1. Chinese way to say "to trip"
2. Swear we use to degrade dumb shits like you and to release anger and stress in different languages
1 "I Pook Guyed on the road"
2 "You stupid mother fucking pook guy if i ever get my hands on you im gonna personally rip out your right eye and left testicle and replace them with the opposing organ."
by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004
mugGet the pook guymug.

bump

BUMP to bring up somebody's post typically by posting the word "bump" on a message board
Can also stand for
Bring
Up
My
Post
bump!
by Mike Oxlong February 12, 2003
mugGet the bumpmug.

he hate me

former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name
He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.
by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003
mugGet the he hate memug.

moteesah

Would you like more tea sir?
y'aunt moteesah?
by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003
mugGet the moteesahmug.

captain morgan

A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.
by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004
mugGet the captain morganmug.

noya

about to whup your ass....
It is 5 00 pm and it is time to go NOYA on the foosball table!
by Mike Oxlong June 10, 2006
mugGet the noyamug.

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