Definitions by Mike Lowe

brown pearl 

The first poo of the morning, or after being constipated. Looks like hard little rabbit turns.

I sat on the toilet for a half an hour and all that came out was a brown pearl.

brown pearl by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003

ghetto balloon 

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.

ghetto balloon by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003

pornogamous 

An exclusive relationship with your porno collection.

Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now.

pornogamous by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

Funt 

Plain and simply... Fuckin' Cunt!

Interchangable with Cunt, more offensive, yet less impactful.

Funt by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

labian 

(1) n Lesbian+Labia, a lesbian vagina. (2) n A dike (out lesbian) or group of dikes. ie labians

Check out the grey mullet on that labian. Do you think the cuffs match the collar?

labian by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

dinky 

Variation of Yuppie...Dual-Income-No-Kids-Yuppie.

Look at those damn Dinkies in thier his and hers Mercedes.

dinky by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

beef curtins

Sloppy vagina

beef curtins by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003