An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where
the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :
a:) Being Clinically Obese
b:) Thinking you have a sense
of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.
Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your
own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.
Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.
Only known cure: Tear up your
and get back
to working in McDonalds where
you belong Fattie..!
Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny
Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give
up your job at McDonalds?'
Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under
the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'