Excessive or uncontrollable fear of humans who wear overpriced Von Dutch clothing, mesh backed trucker hats,have matted down hair product induced "bed heads" and wear threadbare vintage rock shirts of bands they don't really enjoy listening to.
Erin had to flee the record shop quickly when the guy in line wearing a Blondie shirt and mesh Von Dutch hat started talking about how "deck" his new portable record player sounded. Erin suffers from accute "Hipsteria."
Shortened slang for two American favorites: Hotdogs and Hamburgers. I first heard this term from my younger brother (though I am sure it existed beforehand)and it cracked me up. It proves useful as a drunken exclaimation or for when extreme oral laziness takes over.
Mark: C'mon dude we gotta get beer and fire up the grill!
Julie: What are we eating?
Mark: Hots 'N Hams
Julie: You mean hotdogs and ha-
Mark: HOTS 'N HAMS!! That's what I said woman! HOTS 'N HAMS! and BEER!
Used to describe a motion picture with a suitably healthy dose of humor and gore. Derived from splatter (for blood) and slapstick (for comedy.
If you witness a flick were an arm gets cut off and gives the finger afterwards, or a priest kung fu kicks the heads off a bunch of zombies (as in Dead Alive-) those are prime instances of splatstick at its finest.