7 definitions by Mike Cannon

Chinese New Year

When a girl saves up 12 used tampons and then throws them all out the window and screams, "Celebration!"

It must've been a chinese new year the other day because my hair was all bloody..

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

Roast Beef

A really loose girls vagina. When he cunt folds over itself and it's all brown n crusty.

I saw this girl the other day and she was sooo hot!! She actually let me go down on her but when i found out she had roast beef i threw her out the window

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

Japanese Devil Dog

When you're having sex with a girl in reverse cow girl position and then she gets up and shits on your dick. Then you cum on your own dick and she sucks it all off.

My wife wanted a japanese devil dog. I divorced her the next day.

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

Fotki

An asian queef

That fucking bitch fotkied on me while i was eating her out

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

asian thunderstorm

When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.

Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.

by Mike Cannon May 24, 2004

Russian Turkey

when you take a really loose girls pussy and cum on her Roast Beef you suck it off.

The russian turkey i had the other day was bitter, yet satisfying.

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

Asian Glide

Wehn you tak a fat chick (has to be fat) and spread her cheeks and put a stick of butter in her ass and close it for approximately 2 minutes. Then open it up and you're good to go!!!

"Boy, that asian glide sure helped with the sexual experience. Now get out of my house."

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004