3 definitions by Mike Adams

Where’s sizz ? I can smell her from here
by Mike Adams January 15, 2018
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1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.
1. You jastard
by Mike Adams November 13, 2003
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Only the most beautiful, kind, sensual, sexy, erotic, and pleasant woman to be around in the whole world. Also shows spectacular mothering skills, and wifely duties.
I, Nanner Tha Mighty am the luckiest man in the world for being graced by THE one and only Princess Victoria every morning for the rest of my life.
by Mike Adams April 25, 2005
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