1 definition by Mike Shamshaw
1) |swôrtz| Someone who demonstrates decidedly homosexual proclivities, having been masquerading as a heterosexual for many years.
2) The act of a male ejaculating his semen onto another mans face while at the same time, emptying his fecal matter onto his one free hand and attempting to eat it all before ejaculation is complete.
2) The act of a male ejaculating his semen onto another mans face while at the same time, emptying his fecal matter onto his one free hand and attempting to eat it all before ejaculation is complete.
1) Ian, "Check out the hot girl with Chris!"
Kerr, "No good to him, i hear he's a Swartz."
2) I heard those two gay guys Swartzed last night.
Would you mind if after dinner if we Swartz?
Kerr, "No good to him, i hear he's a Swartz."
2) I heard those two gay guys Swartzed last night.
Would you mind if after dinner if we Swartz?
by Mike Shamshaw September 8, 2010