3 definitions by Mike Ooch

In reference to a woman's vagina so incredibly disgusting that it seems like roaches could come out of it at any time.
Ryan: "Dude, this girl I matched with on Tinder had a total roachy coochie. That shit was disgussin man."
Bill: "Damn man, that shit is nasty as hell. I'd still hit it though."
by Mike Ooch December 22, 2022
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These people draw their energy from watching television. They do not fit into the typical categories of an extrovert, introvert, or even ambivert. These people can watch hours of television without feeling drained and often need to watch it at least once a day in order to function.
Grace: "Wow Richard never hangs out with us anymore! He is totally becoming an introvert!"
Carter: "No, he's definitely a televert now. All he does is sit in his room watching countless hours of 'Desperate Housewives.' It's kind of sad really."
Grace: "Yeah that's really sad. He's a Loser."
by Mike Ooch October 28, 2022
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Another term for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to female masturbation.
Morgan was stuffing the taco while watching Chris Evans in Avengers.
by Mike Ooch October 28, 2022
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