2 definitions by Mike Hawksmall
A. Dude, my mom just caught me taking a massive cump! I busted all over her when she opened the door!
B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!
C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*
Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH
D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?
B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!
C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*
Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH
D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?
by Mike Hawksmall July 23, 2022
1. When you're having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus falls out onto the floor, you have 5 seconds to get it back in or else you must eat it.
2. When you trip and fall on the ground and your homie yells "5-second rule" and starts eating your ass.
2. When you trip and fall on the ground and your homie yells "5-second rule" and starts eating your ass.
1: Guy: Uh oh honey, it just popped out! My bad!
Girl: Well I guess you have 5 seconds to put Cleetus back in.
Guy: Oh, right the 5-second rule!
Oops it's too late now.
*Shoves Cleetus down his throat*
Girl: *Cries*
2: Bro 1: Watch out, your dick's untied.
Bro 2: *trips on dick and faceplants*
Bro 3: 5-second rule!
Bro 1 and 3: Start eating Bro 2's ass.
Girl: Well I guess you have 5 seconds to put Cleetus back in.
Guy: Oh, right the 5-second rule!
Oops it's too late now.
*Shoves Cleetus down his throat*
Girl: *Cries*
2: Bro 1: Watch out, your dick's untied.
Bro 2: *trips on dick and faceplants*
Bro 3: 5-second rule!
Bro 1 and 3: Start eating Bro 2's ass.
by Mike Hawksmall December 16, 2019