2 definitions by Midlife mayhem
When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.
I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!
by Midlife mayhem April 22, 2017
A state of mind brought on by the demonic behavior of your asshole kids.
You're on the verge of losing your shit, all logic's gone to hell. You need a time out, and a bottle of tequila
You're on the verge of losing your shit, all logic's gone to hell. You need a time out, and a bottle of tequila
by Midlife mayhem June 9, 2018