A serious disease which
is becoming prevalent
within the Rockabilly community.
Diagonosis is simple because the pubic hair
actually reshapes itself into a 'Pubic Quiff'
A strange and itchy rash which
causes the victim to gyrate in comical ways.
Thinning head hair
the sufferer begins to use excessisve amounts of brylcream
in a misguided attempt to maintain an appearance of) (something, no one actually knows).
Expanding side burns.
And overall Fat Boy weight gain.
Also turned up jeans.
There is NO KNOWN
Went to a Rockabilly
night and whilst gyrating on the dance floor develped a serious itch
and a sudden change of VPL (Visible Panty Line)
to the gents was horrified to find he had contracted
a severe case of Rockabilly Herpes
his pubic hair
had reformed it self into a quiff so perfect that
he knew that
the limp one which he carried on his head would never be able to compete.