11 definitions by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner

Pull a Deadpool

When you fake your death to get back at a fucker.

Joe: "WTH? I thought you were dead!"
Jeff: "I wanted to Pull a Deadpool so I could get back at you for eating the last muffin, bitch!"
Jeff: *Pulls out desert eagle, and blows a sizable hole into Joe's forehead, blowing his brains across the wall behind him.*

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 28, 2020

Shower

A person whose penis is the same size flaccid as when erect.

Bill: "Damn, Jayna keeps bragging about how her boyfriend has a 3" flaccid penis!"
Jack: "LOL, is anybody going to tell her he's a shower, not a grower?!"

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020

Himpster

The words "pimp" and "hipster" combined.

Joe: "Look at Max with all his gucci. The babes are surrounding him!"
Jeff: "What a himpster!!!"

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 28, 2020

Indie

"I thought indie meant Indian" *facepalm.

George: "I love these indie games!"
Jeff: "George, that's an Indian child trafficker simulator..."
George: "Piss off Jeff, it's Indian..."
Jeff: ...

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 4, 2020