3 definitions by Michael2323

BSGS

Big Stinky Gross Shit. A poop that is very disgusting and large.

Bruh I just had a bad BSGS in the bathroom.

by Michael2323 August 1, 2022

Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

Desert Nine

A desert nine is when someone has a mask over half their face, so you can not tell if the person is physically attractive or not. Only when the mask is taken off can you judge the individuals pure beauty.

Brian: Yo is that new girl Stacy in your group for Econ?
Steve: Yeah can’t tell if she’s hot or not, she’s a desert nine.

by Michael2323 April 13, 2022