4 definitions by Michael Goulis
A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).
If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: Maid order bride and food order bride
If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: Maid order bride and food order bride
The Bulgarian girl who works at Wendy's is a total foodcourt bride. Everytime I'm there she flirts, gives me free stuff, and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.
by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008
dumbass/moron in Italian. This is the correct spelling of the word.
not to be mis-taken with "jabroni" mis-spelled by gibroni anglican elsewhere on this site.
not to be mis-taken with "jabroni" mis-spelled by gibroni anglican elsewhere on this site.
can you believe a bunch of moron Anglican-types thought the Rock from WWE was saying "jabroni" when obviously it's "gibroni." morons...
by Michael Goulis May 20, 2008
when you want to take credit for something you already knew was done before you came up with it or claiming that someone (usually well known) stole your idea before you could get around to it.
"These people keep pre-stealing my ideas, using them, and making millions!"
"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"
"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"
"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"
"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"
by Michael Goulis April 27, 2008
A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries or being a maid- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).
If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
The Bulgarian girl who cleans our office is a total maid order bride. Everytime I'm working late and she's there, she flirts and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.
by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008