1 definition by Micahburns

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Is when you tell your significant other you have to work an overtime detail. Instead, you are meeting the new girl from the office and buy her flowers and dinner. Afterwards you go down on her, tell her shes pretty and go home with blue balls.
Dude, I totally cozeeped my wife last night.
by Micahburns September 27, 2012

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