33 definitions by Mi sofakingweetodded

truckstitute

Loaner truck you get when yours is getting serviced. Its sloppy ,wore out . too many have drove it hard and abused it and left it dirty

Man by the looks of it. and how sloppy it drives. Seems i got stuck with the truckstitute from the truck dealers

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

boohooser

That friend we all have that the more they drink the more they cry

Man i dont ever want to drink with him again he is such a boohooseri needed to keep a towel handy

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 20, 2017

wienerhosen

European style of smaller thinner condoms

If you want some sex tonight better pick up a box of. wienerhosen cause you arent bare backing me anymore ,and get the non lubed ones. , i enjoy the friction

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 15, 2017

towrk

Waking up with a whiskey hardon so solid when you try to piss and push it down to hit toilet the towrk lifts your feet off ground

Its really hard to hit the toilet when the towrk from my whiskey morning wood lifts my feet off floor

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 28, 2017

blmabilly

all those hillbillies who now have a blm sign in window hoping it will protect them otherwise they are haters of movement

billy
i see the blmabillys just put a new sign in the window

bob

yea they just dont want protesters messing them up otherwise they are straight up haters

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 21, 2021

elvisphyllus

A std that leaves your penis feeling like a hunk a hunk of burning love

I picked up a gmilf at graceland hotel, damn i think i got elvisphyllus cause everytime i try to pee it feels like a hunk a hunk burning love

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

hummbucker

To motorboat and vibrate your tongue while working her clitoris over till she starts bucking back in your face

Man i picked up a hottie last night and gave her my special treat ..man i gave her a hummbucker till she squirted all over

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 11, 2017